i’ve been on leave for the last two weeks. i thought i would have my baby by now. i’ve been to countless check ups but my doctor deems it prudent not to slice me open yet even though i’m approaching my 40th week. i don’t want to be IE-ed anymore, what with my Ob poking in places he shouldn’t be. oh god, this waiting period is really killing me!!! i have reread all my harry potter books and religiously followed the nba semis (only to be disappointed by the cavs). i’ve started following numerous shows on the lifestyle network. sigh! i wish i could talk my daughter into going out into the world. c’mon sweetheart, daddy and i are waiting for you, as do the rest of the world.